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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Defeated ,Destroyed ,Buried And Killed !!

Why the title is so harsh you ask ?? Oh i'll tell you alright !! Me and a few of my friends go to this gaming centre where people (mostly kids of my age -15 to 20) hang out . Well lets just say that its the place where children would prefer to spend their time and get spoilt rather than go to school and get some useful trash stuck in their useless craniums . Well any way ,we went there to play this MMO called Counter Strike . The first day when we went there we were all like - Dude !! we rock at this game !! , Dude !! we are the champs !! ,Dude !! this game is so easy me and my grandma could team up and win!! .Yup ,thats how we were people . But the second day ,things were er ....... sorta different ......... We sorta got carried away and challenged these 12th grade dudes . And this is where the really harsh title comes in .......... u know what i mean ?? The score was 22 to 3 ,and yes , u guessed it , we were 2 . And i want to mention that we got those points when they were eating their lunch and we had a handicap because they could'nt react that fast .

We were just laid there for the vultures man !! They killed us in just one shot and we shot about all the bullets we had at them and STILL could'nt kill them !! The lesson that we learnt from this is "Not all ugly people suck at counter strike" . We are practicing anyway ,but this embaresment will haunt us for a while .

Say No To Teachers Who Were Former Military Soldiers

Dont understand what the title means ?? I thought so . Our maths teacher is what im talking about .Maths used to be my favorite subject but when she came around it became anything BUT my favorite subject !! She's so damn fast that you wont even have time to open the cap of your pen !! No people im not egsadurating !! Her mouth and her brain are the only things which are slow .Her hands are like computerized mechs., which go on doing the sums for ever till the chalk is grinded to dust . She dosent even care if we understand the sums !!She says that she always encourages doubts .But if you did stand up and ask her a doubt she'll go "This is such a simple doubt .Anyone can answer it .Stop asking such silly questions and sit down ". After finishing every sum she goes "Very easy no ??" while the rest of the class is either scratching thier heads or making plans for her murder .She even forced me into tuition !!Im telling you ,if you walk into our class and ask anyone who they hate the most among the teachers ,i bet anything from my 2 year old smelly shoes to my Play station that their hand will go flying towards our maths teacher .If you ever had the misforune of meeting her or taking maths lessons with her .................. im sorry man .
-The Harrynator

Jak 3






This is my first game review for u guys .expect these sorta reviews on games every once or twice in a month or so .
NAME : Jak 3













PROS : -Exellent storyline

GENRE : Action/Adventure -Greavisuals

MANUFACTURERS : Sony entertainment ,Naughty dog -Great gameplay PLATFORM : Play Station 2 GRAPHICS : 89% CONS : -A few hard missions that GAMEPLAY : 93% make u wanna give up SOUND : 89% -No locking on LIFESPAN : About 20hrs STORY : 4 stars out of 5 OVERALL : 94%
So the whole game starts wit u who plays as jak(hero) being kicked out of his city cuz he was blamed for sumthin he didn't do .(this is a triology so if u wanna know wat happens bfore this pls xcuse me cuz i dont know .i only played the 3rd part). u are left for dead in a desert with ur sidekick ,Daxter. u are rescued by a group of people who were banished frm the city just like u n soon realise that they made a small colony in the desert and hate the city .to get accepted inta their colony u shud prove urself worthy .to do so u need to win a series of battles which they give to u .so u are a given a chance to fight in the arena where if u win u will earn a temporary liscence sorta thing to stay in their colony . then livin in thier place ur supposed to wait for the next arena battle to prove ur self and also help the mayor wit his tasks which may involve anything from catching chickens to killing meatllic dinosaurs in the desert ,or rescuing their traders from bandits to fighting precursers frm outer space !! in the midst of all this u try n earn the respect of the people in the colony u are living and try to find a way back into the city frm which u were thrown out bcuz u are the only key for stopping a war between the people of ur city and the K.G .u also soon find out that u hav hidden demonoic and angel like powers which i find really cool .u can freeze time ,recover ur heath ,get wings ,a shield etc using the respective good or dark poweres .All in all this game is a mind-blowing expereience for gamers of all ages !! extatic visuals with high quality graphics n never boring gameplay combined wit an intresting blend of sounds and an awesome story line make this game one of THE BEST games i've played !! if u own a ps2 and dont have this game ......... well all i can say is " u are leading a sad life man! "
-THE HARRYNATOR (life's never boring wen u have games)

This Guy Has Seen A Funskool Gameboy !!

Guys, u gotta listen to this one .I study in the 10th grade n this guy (whose name i donot want to disclose) might jus be the most brain less jackass around ! For an example me n my circle of friend usually talk abt things like ..... say gaming ,cars or football. This guy outta nowhere comes n tries to fit in wit the conversation ,though he does not know anything abt it !! An incident like this one happened once .All u guys out there know wat a nintendo gameboy is rite ?? Well i was jus talkin to my frnd abt it he comes along n hes like "Ya game boy im gonna get one of them !! i jus cant decide if should get it from the company 'Funskool or sony' " !!! I mean COME ON !!There were plenty more incidents but u guys will hav to start shaving if u wanna know them all !! He tries really hard for joining with us ,has crushes on girls who donot know he even exists ,laughs for jokes he does not understand .......... goes on man !! Everyone hates him and for his sake i hope he changes ...........................A page in my life so far .Just thought u might wanna know .

Yours truly,
The Harrynator