The Big Bomb ... Boom!!

Yup ... Finally the day has come ... the Not-So-Enthusiastic Parents Open Meet .

For people who don't know what it is ,it's the day where all the fairies in their homes get their true colors revealed in school .The parents and the teachers discuss about the student's performance in the terminals and this meeting also includes discussions on how to physically torture our very being and push us into further studies to diminsh the last burning candle of hope ... fun .

It's not all that bad for me because my parents aren't that strict and i don't give them much to scold at me but thinking of the various ridiculously stupid excuses for their low marks .There are people who go "we got attacked by freakishly large aliens " and thier brainless parents are dum enough to fall for that .

But this time i have a reputation to keep up to . I got the first rank in the mid-term and people expect that of me everytime !!Remember the time when i said that my parents were a bit lienient  ?? Because of that im not used to much pressure .They don't want THAT much from me .... Now because of this first place my class teacher is "all roses" at me !! She was looking forward to me getting the first rank more than me !!

Today when it was "officially" finalised that i was not that anymore the disappointment in her voice really made me feel "am i really this bad at keeping up to other's beliefs ??"

Anyway ,this exam was really bad and there were many 60's than the dust in my history teachers head.

Big suprise !! The hardcore gamer has some feelings too ....

-Harrnator

(On the verge of loosing my net connection)

Call Of Duty

Put all three of your hands up for the best fps i've played in my life so far  ...(drum rolls please).... CALL OF DUTY 4 !!

Name :Call Of Duty 4

Platform :PC and The XBox 360

Developers :Activision

Genre :Action/First Person

Graphics :92%

Gameplay :94%

Sound :94%

Lifespan :About 15hrs

The first thing u'll notice about this game is the pretty good looking graphics !! The game story is really good as you play parallel roles between two characters in the U.S.M.C  and the S.A.S searching for the same person , the bad guy .The awesome graphics however dont come with a price as i've seen my friend play it on his nvidia 6 . Keeping the visually stunning looks aside the sound is just Extreme !! It really give you that heart-stopping feel as you play on through the game .The missions are really innovative as you dont just play on only the ground but also the sky and on the sea and in one crazy mission you play in a  ghilly suit.The really neat features include you being able to throw back the grenades which the enemies throw at you .The realisim in the gameplay relly stuck to me .When you pick up a sniper you wont be able to just shoot like you do in other games . You need to focus your breathing and keep the direction of the wind in mind !! 

Pretty neat eh ?? The bottom caption ill give to this game is "highly addictive" . To justify that id like to share the fact that i started playing this game just before my terminal exams began and finished it within four exams and the cool part is ... i was playing during them !!

U'll Never Look At Hand Writing The Same Way Again !!

Graphology .It's the science of looking at a person's handwriting and getting a vivid display of his/her personality and habitual behaviour.It also relates to that persons mental and physical health at that point of time when he/she wrote the specific script.
Phew !!
Now that the boring part is done i can get right down to it.For people who didnt understand a thing in the above self-made and ridicilously stupid definition ,graphology basically allows you to look at the person's handwriting and tell his entire personality and what type of a guy he actually is !! The thing that attracted me the most is that it gives me the ability to find out even if the person is lying or not !!
Suppose if i were to appoint a person to a job, i can take a look at his hand-written resume and find out if he is the "Im waiting for a chance to stab you in the back" type or "Im an stupid no-good jerk who cant even stand up my own two feet" type !! It even allows the graphologist to find out culprits in crimes and stuff. Its proven to be better than a lie detector .
You could even try it on your friends . I still dont get tired of telling what type of habits my friend has and looking at that awestruck face silently saying "Dude ,i gotta make preparations to move away from this country" .
You could unlock the secrets that your girlfriend has been hiding or you could tell that the gift card which you recieved is full of hatred though its filled with love.Sounds fun ??
I got my graphology book from my cusion who finished the entire thing and is pactically a "mind-reader". Its called "Hand writing Analysis" by Andrea Mcnihol . Its quite awesone and gives me time to kill during these never-lasting stupid excuse for holidays .
So anyway you should try it out too !!
-Harrynator
(Stealing Hand Written Samples From Everyone !!)

A Hour And A Half Trip To ..........

......... Queens Land !! For those of you guys who dont know what it is ,its an amusement park here in chennai .Our good for nothing ,money hungry ,sniveling ,snaveling ,dust biting ,worthless ,but licking and a stupid excuse for a school sometimes ,does something worth the money were paying and takes us to a feild trip .And this time it happened to be an amusement park .I thought it would be a blast and all ,but the trip today was ..... er .... not "exactly" a blast .To start from the top it was really cloudy early in the morning and all of us had a bad feeling that the feild trip might be over before it even began .That gave me something to pray about to god and fortunately they were answered in the way i would prefer to be answered .That was the least of the troubles i faced on my way .My friend told me that our head master(a.k.a Prof.Bulldog) told everyone that they could bring any gadgets but cell phones .So i decided to bring my camera .Bad move .After getting on the bus Prof.Bull dog walked in and he was like "ok everyone ,arf arf ,no one will bring cell phones ,arf arf ,cameras ,arf arf ,and anyone who does bring one ,arf ,will be in trouble ,arf .Pretty bad eh ?? Moving on ,i happened to be the 3rd last person from the entire school to get a ticket .And when i say the entire school i mean about 500 students or thereabout .So me and me buddies were a little bit late , big deal ,wats an hour going to take away from us ?? Only the best ride in the whole entire godforsaken place !!everyone we met along the way were talking about the ride we missed !! it sorta' pissed me off when this guy came running to me and was like "Hey ,did you go on that ride ?? it was bloody hell awesome!!" He happend to catch me in a bad time so i tied him upside down on the freefall tower and pretended i was looking at the pretty roses when the found him half dead and half mad .We got on only about 8 rides when everyone else had finished about 15!!
But besides all that i guess it was alright and not all that bad .We got on the free fall tower ,the bumper cars ,someting called hanging coaster ,the big roller coaster ,the alpine blitz as it was called there which is another type of a coaster ,some spinning thing which was quite fun ,the colombus if you know what that is and we played some arcade games .

Defeated ,Destroyed ,Buried And Killed !!

Why the title is so harsh you ask ?? Oh i'll tell you alright !! Me and a few of my friends go to this gaming centre where people (mostly kids of my age -15 to 20) hang out . Well lets just say that its the place where children would prefer to spend their time and get spoilt rather than go to school and get some useful trash stuck in their useless craniums . Well any way ,we went there to play this MMO called Counter Strike . The first day when we went there we were all like - Dude !! we rock at this game !! , Dude !! we are the champs !! ,Dude !! this game is so easy me and my grandma could team up and win!! .Yup ,thats how we were people . But the second day ,things were er ....... sorta different ......... We sorta got carried away and challenged these 12th grade dudes . And this is where the really harsh title comes in .......... u know what i mean ?? The score was 22 to 3 ,and yes , u guessed it , we were 2 . And i want to mention that we got those points when they were eating their lunch and we had a handicap because they could'nt react that fast .

We were just laid there for the vultures man !! They killed us in just one shot and we shot about all the bullets we had at them and STILL could'nt kill them !! The lesson that we learnt from this is "Not all ugly people suck at counter strike" . We are practicing anyway ,but this embaresment will haunt us for a while .

Say No To Teachers Who Were Former Military Soldiers

Dont understand what the title means ?? I thought so . Our maths teacher is what im talking about .Maths used to be my favorite subject but when she came around it became anything BUT my favorite subject !! She's so damn fast that you wont even have time to open the cap of your pen !! No people im not egsadurating !! Her mouth and her brain are the only things which are slow .Her hands are like computerized mechs., which go on doing the sums for ever till the chalk is grinded to dust . She dosent even care if we understand the sums !!She says that she always encourages doubts .But if you did stand up and ask her a doubt she'll go "This is such a simple doubt .Anyone can answer it .Stop asking such silly questions and sit down ". After finishing every sum she goes "Very easy no ??" while the rest of the class is either scratching thier heads or making plans for her murder .She even forced me into tuition !!Im telling you ,if you walk into our class and ask anyone who they hate the most among the teachers ,i bet anything from my 2 year old smelly shoes to my Play station that their hand will go flying towards our maths teacher .If you ever had the misforune of meeting her or taking maths lessons with her .................. im sorry man .
-The Harrynator

Jak 3

This is my first game review for u guys .expect these sorta reviews on games every once or twice in a month or so .
NAME : Jak 3

PROS : -Exellent storyline

GENRE : Action/Adventure -Greavisuals

MANUFACTURERS : Sony entertainment ,Naughty dog -Great gameplay PLATFORM : Play Station 2 GRAPHICS : 89% CONS : -A few hard missions that GAMEPLAY : 93% make u wanna give up SOUND : 89% -No locking on LIFESPAN : About 20hrs STORY : 4 stars out of 5 OVERALL : 94%
So the whole game starts wit u who plays as jak(hero) being kicked out of his city cuz he was blamed for sumthin he didn't do .(this is a triology so if u wanna know wat happens bfore this pls xcuse me cuz i dont know .i only played the 3rd part). u are left for dead in a desert with ur sidekick ,Daxter. u are rescued by a group of people who were banished frm the city just like u n soon realise that they made a small colony in the desert and hate the city .to get accepted inta their colony u shud prove urself worthy .to do so u need to win a series of battles which they give to u .so u are a given a chance to fight in the arena where if u win u will earn a temporary liscence sorta thing to stay in their colony . then livin in thier place ur supposed to wait for the next arena battle to prove ur self and also help the mayor wit his tasks which may involve anything from catching chickens to killing meatllic dinosaurs in the desert ,or rescuing their traders from bandits to fighting precursers frm outer space !! in the midst of all this u try n earn the respect of the people in the colony u are living and try to find a way back into the city frm which u were thrown out bcuz u are the only key for stopping a war between the people of ur city and the K.G .u also soon find out that u hav hidden demonoic and angel like powers which i find really cool .u can freeze time ,recover ur heath ,get wings ,a shield etc using the respective good or dark poweres .All in all this game is a mind-blowing expereience for gamers of all ages !! extatic visuals with high quality graphics n never boring gameplay combined wit an intresting blend of sounds and an awesome story line make this game one of THE BEST games i've played !! if u own a ps2 and dont have this game ......... well all i can say is " u are leading a sad life man! "
-THE HARRYNATOR (life's never boring wen u have games)

This Guy Has Seen A Funskool Gameboy !!

Guys, u gotta listen to this one .I study in the 10th grade n this guy (whose name i donot want to disclose) might jus be the most brain less jackass around ! For an example me n my circle of friend usually talk abt things like ..... say gaming ,cars or football. This guy outta nowhere comes n tries to fit in wit the conversation ,though he does not know anything abt it !! An incident like this one happened once .All u guys out there know wat a nintendo gameboy is rite ?? Well i was jus talkin to my frnd abt it he comes along n hes like "Ya game boy im gonna get one of them !! i jus cant decide if should get it from the company 'Funskool or sony' " !!! I mean COME ON !!There were plenty more incidents but u guys will hav to start shaving if u wanna know them all !! He tries really hard for joining with us ,has crushes on girls who donot know he even exists ,laughs for jokes he does not understand .......... goes on man !! Everyone hates him and for his sake i hope he changes ...........................A page in my life so far .Just thought u might wanna know .

Yours truly,
The Harrynator